Losing The Psych!

I am hearing things. (When do I not XD)

But last night, during class, we were talking about this short story called "The Yellow Wallpaper"

I told my professor that I had to stop reading every few moments because I felt like I was going insane!!!

During that whole time I heard a ringing noise, it was driving me insane.

then during break, I asked him if I could turn off the speakers to the computer (That's what made the noise) and I told him.  He and the classmates thought I was insane because they could not hear it. LOL After the speakers were off the noise went away (yay)

After break, we are talking about the "Uncanny" and the very first picture  he showed was a clown. ._.

(I hate clowns)

This clown had his head tilted down and looked off screen but I could not look at the PICTURE because I thought his gaze would look at me. Last time this happened, I saw a dark shadow staring at me in the passenger side of the car. *shudders* 

Then today, walking upstairs, I heard a pen click. there was nothing there. 

I mean I have only had three... well six cups of coffee... I have a large mug so it probably counts as two each... 

Sexist Remarks Make Bad Conversation Starters

Okay, I'm writing a story and Word Doc is calling me a Sexist. 

Word Doc calls out on me for saying “waitress” because it’s a,  quote sexist unquote, remark.

But it also calls me out for saying “themselves” instead of “Himself or Herself ” which defines men and women as two different beings.

The “female waiter” has a meaning because, one of the guys recognizes her (in my story, duh)

AND when I say “themselves” I am talking about a group of guys… (five guys who are having a good time, well save one...)

 That's the problem with today's society, everything that defines a woman is sexist and you can't get around it! 
It's like trying to explain a color to a blind person.

"Oh this rose is red"

"What's red?"

"Um... red?"

"But what IS red?"

"It's a color."

"What's a color?"

...

Sorry, now I’m nitpicking here…

I Loathe All Phone Companies

my profile picture works so perfectly right now.

I got an idiot from the Verizon chat service saying "oh I can activate your phone you just need to receive this text message"

I can't receive the message because the SIM card does not work therefore the dummy phone does not have my phone number.

Then I finally call and the woman said, you need a new SIM card for the dummy phone, which you need to get from a Verizon store and activate it there. she also said an "authorized" person can activate it, I'm not on that list even though I know the damn password.

FML

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On a side note, I have nineteen thousand words on a story