I was writing a paper for class (too old to do homework but oh well...)
and I was talking about Hamlet's mother, Gertrude, and how she could mope and moan all she wanted (until she married that dastardly Claudius) and she did not have to work because she was a Queen and had:
servants and maids.
Word Doc then gets on my tail about saying "maids" and says
"No, No Abels, maids is not the right thing to say. you must say House Workers"
I wanted to smack the living daylights out of those people who have political correctness issued in word docs.
Word doc officially hates me now because I am Old Fashioned and I prefer using a passive voice.
So now they don't have the English Thesaurus up, but they have the French one.
I will not give up so easily word doc, you cannot beat me into submission with your 'proper' politically correct ways!
And now Abels is cracking....
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